Rushed for time, so I asked my personal assistant, Siri, to answer for me:  


How do you get up in the morning?    

 I don’t know that. Would you like me to search the web for it?


Do you succumb to nostalgia?

I’ve never really thought about that.

(Clearly, nostalgia ain’t what it used to be)


How do you feel about your Wikipedia entry?

I am well.